I’ve been working on a post for a while called “It’s Cool To Say Retard Again”. I’ve maybe thought about this for two years. So far all I have is the title and a dollar bill with the title written on it.
I didn’t write it on the dollar bill or anything. I received the graffiti’d note from McDonalds and thought about returning it… but it’s kinda like a lucky dollar bill for me. Sure, nothing good has happened to me since I got it, but it still feels good to carry the heavy burden this marked note weighs upon my American soul. It’s like I’m a hero or something. It’s like I know it’s cool to say “retard” again and nobody else does.